Wednesday, September 2, 2009

The walking lubricant

I've had the missfortune of meeting a walking, talking lubricant in this hostel. Seriously, there is no need for KY jelly when one is in his presence.

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Will i get nailed?

By a man? doubtful. By the cops? - maybe.

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I paid my bill at bbq and retrieved my id for all those sitting on the edge of their seats wondering - what is going to happen next?

I was westerned unioned a 150 $ emergency bail out which will be all spent as of tomorrow.

i ate at bbq again (the one in the east village) - 5 $ early bird special.


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I've been drooling a lot lately. Mostly in my sleep. I awake to a wet spot.

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