Saturday, April 30, 2016

Florida man, please!

Please, do what you said you would do!

Shelter - the movie (comedy)

I googled shelter and the movie "Shelter" with Jennifer Connely came up. It came out in 2014 and it is the first I have heard of it. The trailer shows her homeless on the street with a coffee cup and a sign that reads: "I used to be someone". To this I reply and feel: " I used to be someone too." It goes on: "I used to be married and live in a place like this." I too used to live in a 'place like this.' I'd like to reiterate that I am living on an acquaintance's couch in their living room.

Problem with shampoo

I feel I must tell people that I had a problem with a shampoo and may cause lacerating to the nose especially if you have the red nose problem. (possibly caused by lead water problem.) I have brought this problem to the health department and a caseworker. The health department (nyc) did not do much about it.

Friday, April 29, 2016

You can contact gawker.com for me

You can contact gawker.com for me and tell them to hire me as a staff blogger writer! I should have the job already!!

Monday, April 25, 2016

Email to Gawker for job with modest pay

Gawker has advertised jobs and I want one ! email: " I need a job. Don't make me wait. Sent resume. Have suggestions. Hulk Hogan approved it. " Sidenote: Hulk Hogan recently sued gawker for a large sum of money (and won) over a sextape they made of him. What was gawker thinking? We are asking hulk Hogan to share. I want to gawk at new York. I do not want to make any sex tapes. I want to take an historical approach to writing about New York. Also, women's issues. I made 0.98 cents with google ads. It is not enough!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Gawker respond with job!!!

People better start liking me again!!!

Complaining about jerome, wayne, et al..

Bacalao defined

"Puerto Rican fish stew". I looked it up. Or simply fish.

We're not hoes (in the tv room)

She said " We're not hoe's! In the tv room.

Asking for Rachael Rae, Cameron Diaz,Christian Bayle to ask...

Ask all the celebrities that perked up through this ordeal of mine (including Will Ferrell) to ask for help securing my apartment. We grossed it together, we said it out loud. And I published - in the Dump!! Will Ferrell is off buying art at Lacma (LA County museum of art) and I have not secured my place to live yet. I do not like it!! And he has perked up through my ordeal!! The worker /coalition for the homeless has not yet secured my rent!! Please do so!!!

Friday, April 15, 2016

Trying to be funny again!

Resident 53: "Is that today's newspaper?"

I demand 1000$ for my move out !!! Not fiction-reality

ASAP! Today! Today! Call a philanthropist!!!

Thursday, April 14, 2016

I don't need the document

I need R.E.M. the band. They have to explain to Phyllis,Betsy and these people that we simply need the housing specialist to move me out and move out money from the director.

Monday, April 11, 2016

At the organization - comedy

"I thought you were a housing specialist"! I exclaimed. "I am no longer a housing specialist," she said.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Complaining about the last shelter not completing file and housing - comedy

Complained to housing specialist and social worker at organization. Group complained. Told director to stop making play and focus on housing goals.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Critiquing the prison industrial complex

psa.

I want to start writing on my own again without a group -comedy

The weave must end. The social workers have jobs not getting us jobs! Complain!!

Complaining about will ferrell

He needs to stop bragging he's with a shelter story. There's other people interested, buddy!. I'm complaining about having to make it with sprayers. Sprayers need to be stopped. If he's getting my singled out, I wish he'd stop saying he's being singled out over this project! Now he's working on a boring arctic expedition movie with sony. Could he buy the rights to my blog story instead of this stupid arctic expedition movie. I'm probably a better writer than these bozos!! There is no screenwriter yet for the arctic movie. I could write a screenplay better than these bozos!! I'm complaining about people thinking they are making it with me. Learn how to introduce yourself. All celebrities need to stop bragging about it and showing that they seem to know about it.