Complain about the landlord!

Tell this landlord off for me!!

Publishing suspended - need keys

Snatched suspended! Publishing suspended! Need keys!!! Important!

Native

"I have native American ancestors," she said, " I want to work for Gawker!" "I'm aboriginal", she shouted! "My father was in 'Fort Apache, the Bronx' with Paul Newman"!" "I'm Cherokee!"

The wireless airwave keeps telling people something, are you listening to it?

I find it annoying. Can they not mute the glitch. Who does the glitch belong to?

It appears many politicians may have had a stomach problem

and did not talk about. Bill Clinton should have told us about his stomach problem.

Complain about the western union

Please complain about the western union. They keep telling customers that they the recipients can pick up the money when the recipients keep saying they cant get their money from their representatives. after its been sent. Their customer service representatives need to be spoken to.

Florida man, please!

Please, do what you said you would do!

Shelter - the movie (comedy)

I googled shelter and the movie "Shelter" with Jennifer Connely came up. It came out in 2014 and it is the first I have heard of it. The trailer shows her homeless on the street with a coffee cup and a sign that reads: "I used to be someone". To this I reply and feel: " I used to be someone too." It goes on: "I used to be married and live in a place like this." I too used to live in a 'place like this.' I'd like to reiterate that I am living on an acquaintance's couch in their living room.

Problem with shampoo

I feel I must tell people that I had a problem with a shampoo and may cause lacerating to the nose especially if you have the red nose problem. (possibly caused by lead water problem.) I have brought this problem to the health department and a caseworker. The health department (nyc) did not do much about it.

You can contact gawker.com for me

You can contact gawker.com for me and tell them to hire me as a staff blogger writer! I should have the job already!!

Email to Gawker for job with modest pay

Gawker has advertised jobs and I want one ! email: " I need a job. Don't make me wait. Sent resume. Have suggestions. Hulk Hogan approved it. " Sidenote: Hulk Hogan recently sued gawker for a large sum of money (and won) over a sextape they made of him. What was gawker thinking? We are asking hulk Hogan to share. I want to gawk at new York. I do not want to make any sex tapes. I want to take an historical approach to writing about New York. Also, women's issues. I made 0.98 cents with google ads. It is not enough!!

Gawker respond with job!!!

People better start liking me again!!!

Complaining about jerome, wayne, et al..

Bacalao defined

"Puerto Rican fish stew". I looked it up. Or simply fish.

We're not hoes (in the tv room)

She said " We're not hoe's! In the tv room.

Asking for Rachael Rae, Cameron Diaz,Christian Bayle to ask...

Ask all the celebrities that perked up through this ordeal of mine (including Will Ferrell) to ask for help securing my apartment. We grossed it together, we said it out loud. And I published - in the Dump!! Will Ferrell is off buying art at Lacma (LA County museum of art) and I have not secured my place to live yet. I do not like it!! And he has perked up through my ordeal!! The worker /coalition for the homeless has not yet secured my rent!! Please do so!!!

Trying to be funny again!

Resident 53: "Is that today's newspaper?"

I demand 1000$ for my move out !!! Not fiction-reality

ASAP! Today! Today! Call a philanthropist!!!

I don't need the document

I need R.E.M. the band. They have to explain to Phyllis,Betsy and these people that we simply need the housing specialist to move me out and move out money from the director.

At the organization - comedy

"I thought you were a housing specialist"! I exclaimed. "I am no longer a housing specialist," she said.

Complaining about the last shelter not completing file and housing - comedy

Complained to housing specialist and social worker at organization. Group complained. Told director to stop making play and focus on housing goals.

Critiquing the prison industrial complex

psa.

I want to start writing on my own again without a group -comedy

The weave must end. The social workers have jobs not getting us jobs! Complain!!

Complaining about will ferrell

He needs to stop bragging he's with a shelter story. There's other people interested, buddy!. I'm complaining about having to make it with sprayers. Sprayers need to be stopped. If he's getting my singled out, I wish he'd stop saying he's being singled out over this project! Now he's working on a boring arctic expedition movie with sony. Could he buy the rights to my blog story instead of this stupid arctic expedition movie. I'm probably a better writer than these bozos!! There is no screenwriter yet for the arctic movie. I could write a screenplay better than these bozos!! I'm complaining about people thinking they are making it with me. Learn how to introduce yourself. All celebrities need to stop bragging about it and showing that they seem to know about it.

'End getting it for her' email to supervisor-comedy

I sent an email asking to end the "getting it for her" in dorm. They ended it. It is now in the lunch room. I wrote the supervisor I can organize my own group for my blog. I sent an email to will Ferrell and the email did not work.

The 'Alice Walker' resident

We asked the resident we like to call 'Alice Walker' to read and act out the Sojourner Truth 'Ain't I a Woman' speech.

Sojourner Truth's speech

AIN'T I A WOMAN? by Sojourner Truth Delivered 1851 at the Women's Convention in Akron, Ohio Well, children, where there is so much racket there must be something out of kilter. I think that 'twixt the negroes of the South and the women at the North, all talking about rights, the white men will be in a fix pretty soon. But what's all this here talking about? That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or over mud-puddles, or gives me any best place! And ain't I a woman? Look at me! Look at my arm! I have ploughed and planted, and gathered into barns, and no man could head me! And ain't I a woman? I could work as much and eat as much as a man - when I could get it - and bear the lash as well! And ain't I a woman? I have borne thirteen children, and seen most all sold off to slavery, and when I cried out with my mother's grief, none but Jesus heard me! And ain't I a woman? Then they talk about this thing in the head; what's this they call it? [member of audience whispers, "intellect"] That's it, honey. What's that got to do with women's rights or negroes' rights? If my cup won't hold but a pint, and yours holds a quart, wouldn't you be mean not to let me have my little half measure full? Then that little man in black there, he says women can't have as much rights as men, 'cause Christ wasn't a woman! Where did your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with Him. If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back , and get it right side up again! And now they is asking to do it, the men better let them. Obliged to you for hearing me, and now old Sojourner ain't got nothing more to say.

A reminder about Sojourner Truth

If you are not aware of the famous speech 'Ain't I a Woman' delivered in 1851 at the Ohio women's rights convention by Sojourner Truth (a former slave and abolitionist), you must make yourself aware. You can find it at feminist.com. Her story is really interesting! Kerry Washington (the actress) is reading her speech on line. Happy Belated women's day! I forgot all about international women's day!

In agreement with Spike Lee and Jada Pinkett Smith

The Oscar nominations need diversity. They could also increase the number of nominations in the acting categories.