Mammogram on the last day of breast cancer awareness month

There is no mammogram today because it is a manogram. I was supposed to have a mammogram mid month and did not go through with it because i did not like the machine. You feel as though you are going to be injured during this exam. I once saw a sign in a hospital that read: 'manogram'. I am looking for an alternative.

The spy tech is over

over.

I said: I'm changing my last name"

The ra with the last name of a baseball player said after i said to her "last name, .....?: "I'm changing my last name."

The ra named after a baseball player

She came in the room in the morning and said to us: "You look like mummies."

I want to get paid if you keep taking my ideas

Pay me.

Please stop sending up the send up of foreigner on my blog

Did i ask you to? NO.

I would appreciate it if people would stop making it with me

Respectfully, like the person that just came up to me. No thank you again.

Shouting at democratic workers to get greencards

She shouted at democratic caseworkers to get greencards and to rename greencard. She quoted Hilda Solis of the justice department: "You don't need to be a U.S. Citizen."

It's a prop

Wearing my uncle sam hat: "It's a prop."

It's a halloween costume

Wearing my uncle sam hat as a halloween costume.

Party for the people published

Let's have a party when it's over.

Wearing a band aid.

Resident 68 is wearing a band aid. They laughed at me for looking over angrily. She said there was no need to be angry about the band aid.

Showering as a ghoul or a goblin

with a white mask.

The auditions are over for the counterpeople

To the people behind the counter: You will not be in something.

To the group laughing at me:

Goodbye. To the people coming up to me: goodbye.

She's going on Wor

Getting rid of the wor i came up with. But did they understand the wor? Then she said " I wor it, " despite my proclamation to not use wor for it. " She said it for it. She said it for the play. She wor it for a driver's license. She wor it on Wor the radio channel and demanded driver's licenses and green cards. She wor it to old navy wearing rocawear saying it's black owned and demanding driver's licenses.

The threat play is over

To the people thinking they are on a threat play: no thank you. The threat play is over. I will write the threat play myself.

Goodbye Marie

We didn't like you for the mattresses.

Suddenly my talking pumpkin was boring

Compared to the carved pumpkin you can have sex with on funny or die.com

My swindian speak

Swedish and indian.

There's Cinderella for it

Yesterday, i was in the audience for Cinderella. A few actors looked over. Let's end actors looking over for the play. The production was a comical interpretation of the classic fairy tale. There were elaborate sets and costumes; acrobatics; and songs. Sherri Sheperd perked up throughout her performance as the wicked stepmother (here called madame) played with fervor. The entire cast was superb.

ra

ra: "i haven't seen you all day. hra came by. talk to the social work supervisor." He made it up?!

The Laundry song

Could i write a song about laundry? Or would it have to be someone like...a musical theater lyricist... I really need to wash. Is anyone at laundry? I needed a rhyme with wash. The ra is Josh?

a project for the housing specialist

a townhouse.

A list and a producer for the worker

I wanted to protect the rights of myself and my contributors , so i gave the workers names and a name of a producer : will ferrell.

signing up contributors with workers

The voices are over

Sex and hiv education

to milla: " Why do i need to learn how to put a condom on, i need to learn how to find a man first! Teach us how to find a man!" Milla:" I know, I'm 52..." "I thought you were 60?!" " I am."

You heard me?

"I can't get in to the senior residence. You heard me?" smiling.

We're dreaming with Ben Affleck

It sounded like Rosie O'Donnell's voice.

Perusing Edna St-Vincent Millay poems

Witch-Wife and others... Did she really write a poem titled Witch-Wife? Bringing Edna St-Vincent Millay's poems to life on stage. Maybe,that is my next project. Would like to see the Belle of Amherst currently on stage.