Relish the thought

The 5 star soup kitchen -

I hate this fuckin`... hot dogs! I love hot dogs !

I relish your hot dogs.

It`s getting hairy

Woman walks in to hair salon with a cleaning mop on her head and says: get this mop off my head.

Innu-end-o (The end)

`Your bread is oily.`

The End. Because, she will not be given any more bread.

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Some day soon , these posts will be a little more elaborated on. I hope to get my mini computer soon and then i will have more time... right now i am in a library...

Trapped in subway with cereal killer - The Dusty story

Dusty picked up a copy of Morning City to find herself once again lampooned. Headline read TRAPPED IN SUBWAY WITH CEREAL KILLER. Suffocating passengers forced to endure Granola Girl, as she has been come to be known go on about unhealthy cereals. ` I dont know why they sugar coat these cereals and then feed them to kids` , one rider heard her say.
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I`m seeing stars (curphew!)

I ate chicken mcnuggets shaped like stars.

I had to hop the shelter express (the a train) to make curfew.

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Ripped van off... Took name off a van Shelter Express for my story that is...

I was rescued by a corn muffin

Saturday morning , corn muffin morning at the shelter.

The razor bob

I am afraid of a hair cut.

Guerrilla scripting -

Friday, I went to a monster career fair, where i scored 2 purple pens , hot apple cider, chocolate, a notepad, but no job. These things are never really helpful, only crowded. I did leave my cv with 2 people. Will i hear from them? Rusty ( is that really your name?) the charming man who registered me offered me a coupon allowing me one free lemonade or ice tea. Lemonade? we want coffee. it is cold outside. I thought, If i wanted lemonade, i would go to the soup kitchen.

And in line waiting for entrance to the fair, i thought about a come back to my little joke: The employers thought, we could find someone with more skills than you at the soup kitchen.

Maybe that is why i have not heard from them. But, i surmise it may be for other reasons...

Soon, the composer i met at the fringe festival will be scoring the music to this story.

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Action, Reaction - It`s a Cast(e) system (FICTION)

Where is the Robert Redford to my Michelle Pfeiffer in this very Up Close and Personal story. (And i am still debating whether i should put this story in the past tense but perhaps i can work that out in my novel.) It is not very feminist , but only a little romantic to think of an older professional man mentoring and (2 minutes left) mating with a younger, aspiring reporter - writer.


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Guess where I am?

- Can you GUESS where I am living? -

By my last posts, have you figured out where i am living? I am now living in a shelter for homeless women.

To be contined...

Almost a success (story)

College white woman finally talks to shelter residents -


AP New York - By

After 4 weeks of living in a shelter for homeless women, Ivy leaguer finally talks to homeless women.

Some residents began to feel like she needed to come off her pedestal, but the real problem seemed to be she needed an interpreter.

"At first, I did not know what `it bounced` meant, so i felt a little intimidated," said Hanna Ivy, recent graduate of Barnard. "But then i found someone to translate, and i felt the road to discussion opening."

"She talks to us now, and we are all becoming sisters," said one resident.