US elections 2008 -
Highlights and very little insight -
The Dems have free will to free Willy-The Reps have god's will to free Iraq and all the oil and gas in America. The Dems aerial shoot photographs of the earth - The reps aerial shoot animals (with rifles) from helicopters. The dems have Joy Behar who tell us : "I don't understand why she wants to hurt these poor animals" - the reps have Reed Dickens who tell us: "the view is a snake pit of seething liberals" and "the liberals will step in front of a bus to save a whale or a dog , but they won't lift a finger to save babies". The dems have girl power and the sisterhood of the travelling pantsuits - the reps have a lipstick pitbull ( who may need to be muzzled) who has drill and grill power. The dems have veganites - the reps have reaganites (the a is silent). The dems have a vip shocker (De Niro is supporting the dems) - the reps have vp shocker: Sarah Palin which launches red America on a love fest and blue america grabbing for the aspirin. I'm still waiting to be introduced to her Pom poms. Give me an A! Oh sorry, that's sexist. That cowgirl definitely does not have the blues.
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