It triggers me

These are the things that trigger me. PMS. That is a monthly trigger manifesting itself in human carnage. I once threw a phone - well almost threw a phone. I only hope there is no one around with a taser when I get triggered. Menopause also triggers me - well hearing about it triggers me. Find another topic. American thanksgiving triggers me - not for the reasons you might assume - it triggers me because I should be celebrating it. We have our own, in October, but it doesn't really count. It's my holiday too Americans! Don't you forget that! Computers that freeze trigger me, especially when you're on a roll and getting ready to publish something! Line ups trigger me. People who ask questions during movies or TV trigger me. That triggers a lot of people (like Woody Allen); but not my mother, since she is usually the one asking the questions... and on and on...it triggers me.