Fart Mart :
A shopping mart that sells farts.
We found a fart mart on the outskirts of Jersey. We spoke to the manager.
"What kind of farts do you sell?"
"We sell all kinds. The scented ones are very popular , of course. We have lavender farts, rose scented farts , mint scented farts. But the best seller is the unscented fart. It is a completely odorless fart; a real revolution in farting. It outsells the Coco Chanel fart by a mudslide."
We say, thanks for sharing ! Fiy - we don't mind the smell of farts at all!
Pinkgrapefruit
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