Fiction: Cut off

The government is cutting me off.

You`ll manage.

Ya, I`ll manage the new talent i discovered in the soup kitchen.



.... more to come.

What are you doing?

Lucies Lucies: 2 for a dollar

what are you doing ?

Making money .


(From last May)

Are you a nurse?

Are you a nurse?

Are you a psychopatient?

No reply. But later thought about a comeback:


I am patient with the fact that you think i am a psycho.

I witnessed a refund

I witnessed a shoeing

I witnessed a shuing

I`ve got pen ocd - it`s a mica thing.

Election midterm

Midterm exam grade:
F for foreigner

Fire drill

On the 10th fire drill:

Shouldn`t we be parachuting out of this place by now?

Love Bites

I told that girl, Shouldn`t we be eating Pumpkin pie by now ?

No girls allowed.

Good, Because we`re women.

I want to go out for ladies` night.

Nunsense.

Girl, i like how you think.

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Who`s miss-ing us?
Nobody I`m gonna miss.