Fire drill

On the 10th fire drill:

Shouldn`t we be parachuting out of this place by now?

Love Bites

I told that girl, Shouldn`t we be eating Pumpkin pie by now ?

No girls allowed.

Good, Because we`re women.

I want to go out for ladies` night.

Nunsense.

Girl, i like how you think.

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Who`s miss-ing us?
Nobody I`m gonna miss.

She`s a tart

She`s tart.

Do you want me to cherry pie you?

No. If i wanted you to cherry pie me b***h, i would ask you.


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How` s life?
Life`s a peach.
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She ate at peaches?

yup.

she`s going down.

Poisson Rouge - Who`s fishin?

The only seafood we`re getting is crabs and that`s on our crotch

My playlist includes white lines

I see you are slammin my one liners.

The hummingbird `s doing Diamond

A little fucked up, she sang, Love on the Rocks.

They want their 2 dollars

If they keep sending me up, I`m going to have to send them down the east river in a body bag designed by Jude.

I hear dead people

Q: Which voice told you to torch the place?

A: The Village Voice.

Q: To clarify, they told you to torch it on Facebook, correct ?

T-roll with me

Let`s troll
we`re not trolls
no, we`re not; we`re t-rolling: looking for some women with some rolls
bread rolls, or belly rolls
both - we`re a hungry bunch

They`re not trolls.

(Jud, if you`re out there , get in touch )

to be continued