Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Girls in the hoody

"Do you want to come gmacking in the bronx with us," n asked.

What`s gmacking?, i asked with a smile on my face.

"Shopping," she answered.

I was a little curious as to whether there was another meaning to it, but no one else seemed to have an answer.

I was inspired by the new expression i just learned and started making up my own:

- I was gonna go geewhizing in the brx with my ngrs over the weekend. Geewhizing meant for me going shopping at the whiz and saying things like 'gee, i really want that ipod'.

When i started to think of Alisha, gmacking had a slightly different connotation.

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I was chillin in the hood and it felt good...

But i still was lookin for a lot of lovin and was still gettin a little shovin..

Friday, March 26, 2010

From s-ass-y to getting the boot-y

"She`s going in,"
"Where are you from?" another friend asked. I really loved their expressions. `She`s going in` meant she was going to ask questions.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Cabin jungle fever

I needed to take a walk. I was experiencing what might be described as cabin jungle fever. I was in the right neighborhood for it: Bed-Stuy. Now, i just needed to find a bed.

Maybe i was striking out because i said things like: " i have bed head".

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Alisha support group

I found myself needing a support group for my love sickness.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Vagabond must report to job monday 9 am

AP - New York

According to a memo obtained by the Associated Press
from the department of "get them into low paying jobs", Sylvia
Miles, aka, the Vagabond of New York, must report to her job as
a cashier at Fast Food r us first thing monday morning or else be
faced with the possibility of prosecution or worse, of being forced to take care of rich people`s kids.

In a testimony, heard earlier this week, Miles, said:
"I`m a vagabond, that`s what i do; and i do it well; why
can`t they just let me be a vagabond."

Protesters outside the hearing were heard chanting:
"Let her clean poor people`s houses if she doesn`t want to clean rich people`s"
"I`ve got a floor that needs scrubbing"
"Let the vagabond roam the streets; she`s entertaining"

No word yet on the final decision.

Monday, March 8, 2010

"This nig**r" - Normally, I`m offended: Lovestruck chick

She was like a fresh pond of water lillies. Her friend loved to say things like "get the fuck outa here" and "are you fucking my bitch?" . I was instantly taken. I thought it was funny. She walked into my room, grabbed her stuff and on her way out looked at me and said : "It"s my stuff". "Who"s that?" I thought.

Someone who liked to use the expression "this nig**r" (insert g and e where stars are). Suddenly a naughty expression became like a love song.

more later...