I asked the coffee lady to put a little more caramel in my machiatto. "Coffee lady, could you put more caramel in my macchiato?" The coffee lady has a name I was told. Barista. Barista could you please put more caramel in my macchiato. I saw her in the supermarket - Hello Barista ! She gave me an odd look! I wonder why?
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Monday, November 24, 2008
I apologize - I'm a heartbreaker
To all those that I have upset - I apologize. I am still being followed around by a group of angry citizens who think i am a trou de cu and I can only say this: Yes I am. i am a trou de cu. But i do have my good side. It is with great regret that I lost my temper and went off on some of them- but they do have a way of provoking and It would be really really great if they could see that and try to work on that.
Ban Banada -
My critics have been implying through shadow activism that banada has upset them. I guess there too busy working hard trying to ban things that having to now ban banada is annoying to them. noted. BAN BANADA. But remember if there's something someone else is trying to ban that you don't want banned - you'll come back begging for banada.. so ban banada and ban the ban.
Which leads me to CHEAPSKATER:
I've been told I'm a skater. Why yes I am. I figure skated when i was young and i could do sit spins and axels ( i worked hard to land my first axel) but that is not what they mean when they call me a skater. They call me the political skater. I skate therefore I am. there's a few of them now in the library giggling and whispering Skater. a Cheapskater is someone who straddles the designer - dollar store.
The DEBAUCHER: I'm often caught with my pants down and chocolate around my mouth.
The euphemission: they are on a mission to make me feel paranoid about euphemisms that are not really euphemisms. "they are lifers" ( they read life magazine) - their translation : i want to put them in jail. - No I do not want to put them in jail.
Again I apologize for the mean things i said. I often don't mean what i say when I'm mean.
Which is probably why i will be getting doggy treats for christmas. I 'm sure it's the only bone i'll be getting this holiday season.
Ban Banada -
My critics have been implying through shadow activism that banada has upset them. I guess there too busy working hard trying to ban things that having to now ban banada is annoying to them. noted. BAN BANADA. But remember if there's something someone else is trying to ban that you don't want banned - you'll come back begging for banada.. so ban banada and ban the ban.
Which leads me to CHEAPSKATER:
I've been told I'm a skater. Why yes I am. I figure skated when i was young and i could do sit spins and axels ( i worked hard to land my first axel) but that is not what they mean when they call me a skater. They call me the political skater. I skate therefore I am. there's a few of them now in the library giggling and whispering Skater. a Cheapskater is someone who straddles the designer - dollar store.
The DEBAUCHER: I'm often caught with my pants down and chocolate around my mouth.
The euphemission: they are on a mission to make me feel paranoid about euphemisms that are not really euphemisms. "they are lifers" ( they read life magazine) - their translation : i want to put them in jail. - No I do not want to put them in jail.
Again I apologize for the mean things i said. I often don't mean what i say when I'm mean.
Which is probably why i will be getting doggy treats for christmas. I 'm sure it's the only bone i'll be getting this holiday season.
Late breaking news - Obama won!
Notes of late -
Obama won and I was moved by his speech on election day as he spoke of the great progress that America has made. Listening to the emotional words of prominent African Americans like Oprah, Condoleeza Rice and Jesse Jackson and the impact his victory had on them was very moving.
My joke on Obamamania:
4 people in a restaurant: One asks, where's the Server?
The other answers: She's out stumping for Obama.
Obama won and I was moved by his speech on election day as he spoke of the great progress that America has made. Listening to the emotional words of prominent African Americans like Oprah, Condoleeza Rice and Jesse Jackson and the impact his victory had on them was very moving.
My joke on Obamamania:
4 people in a restaurant: One asks, where's the Server?
The other answers: She's out stumping for Obama.
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